DOGTEK® UNDERGROUND DOG FENCE

The DOGTEK ELECTRONIC DOG FENCE SYSTEM* is the first to implement multiple zone adjustment. Dat means ” Fast-running terriers can have a long warning zone, while slower-moving hulks like mastiffs need only a short warning” (sic) I made a pun again- ha, ha!

Hi, it’s Vinny!  Again you can west assured Vinny will only wecommend da best, espeshawy when it comes to safety.  Fifi told me dat da DOGTEK® UNDERGROUND DOG FENCE wuz made in Fwance by a company dat sells da best electwonik twaining pwoducts in Europe. (He, he- try telling the Fwench dat dis iz a lousy pwoduct; or Fifi, for dat matter )

Bwiefwy, heauw’z how it woiks: adjust da collar to one of the 8 levels of correction suitable to your dogs size, tempewament, et cetewa. When the dog comes near da awea you don’t want him or her to go, it emits a beep-beep warning signal.

Sooner or later your dog will recognize da beep-beep as a message to go back within boundawiez where your dog is nice and safe where you want him, or her, to be. If your dog goes beyond the beep-beep warnng, your dog will receive unpleasant, but mild, elektwonic impulses.

The The DOGTEK ELECTRONIC DOG FENCE SYSTEM is adaptable to all types of tewwain: open, wooded, hilly, fenced or unfenced.

By da way, make sure, like da way you gwound your home fwum lightning, use pwoper surge pwotection, “Only by using proper surge protection can you sleep well at night knowing that your pet won’t be able to escape due to a lightning-damaged fence transmitter.” (sic)

WARNING:  Canine Trackers strongly recommends consultation with professionals in the field of dog training and animal containment systems before purchasing this product.

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DOOGIES LITTER KWITTER 3-STEP CAT TOILET TRAINING SYSTEM

I don’t mean to bwag, but I been using the hoomins toilet commode for quite some time before DOOGIES LITTER KWITTER 3-STEP CAT TOILET TRAINING SYSTEM, but my hoomin woulda been happier if DOOGIES LITTER KWITTER 3-STEP CAT TOILET TRAINING SYSTEM was there before coz it woulda been, easier and more fun. How did she do it? For one, she covered the toilet seat with the kinda matewial we love to dig our claws into.

The DOOGIES LITTER KWITTER 3-STEP CAT TOILET TRAINING SYSTEM is so wemarkabeau,  it wawwants another video pwezentashun.

Even tho your cat knows how to gwacefully use the litter can and cover up and all that, your cat deserves a better facility for elimination, speshawy because we usuawwy know how to do it betteaw den hoomins.

Kwishnamuwti sed if the hoomin takes more dan 5 minutes in the toilet he haz a pwobwem. A whole lotta hoomins are in twouble coz they have to read a whole magazine or newspaper before dey come out!

You’ll see- the DOOGIES LITTER KWITTER 3-STEP CAT TOILET TRAINING SYSTEM is not only scientificawy sound, it adds color and gaity to the bathwoom.

You’ll appweshiate da methodowogy and buzz behind dis pwoduct, so I invite you to watch Doogies Litter Kwitter 3-Step Cat Toilet Training System video.

Jusqu’à ici,

Fluffy
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BIG LEASH REMOTE DOG TRAINING COLLAR

Da BIG LEASH REMOTE DOG TRAINING COLLAR is so sopisticated with a vawiety of capabiwities, sometimes I wish I wuz even a hound dog, or a working dog.

Da BIG LEASH REMOTE DOG TRAINING COLLAR iz communicating or signaling your dog, or even two dogs, via transmitter and receiver signals, with a wange of 1/2 mile.

Twaining and cowwekshun is even more pwecise with the technology of two-way communication- not the cell phone kind (ha, ha), but in fine-tune monitoring and execution of the correct twaining signal, vibwashun or beep, tailored to your dog (or dogs).

With the BIG LEASH REMOTE DOG TRAINING COLLAR you can twain two, without confusion or extwa hassle because, of course, ders built-in memowy.

Twust me, if my hoomin knew me circa 2004, she woulda put a collar on me and converted an RC Helicopter remote contwol circuit to make a cat locator.

She shoulda been smart enough to keep it, cuz it cud do wat the BIG LEASH REMOTE DOG TRAINING COLLAR cud do, to keep Lenny from getting too far.

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IGLOO DOG HOUSE HEATERS

See the IGLOO DOG HOUSE HEATER pad that the pups hind paws are rested on? It’s so pwaktical and esthetik.

The IGLOO DOG HOUSE HEATERS is shaped like a half moon, and the pup can rest in and off of it at your pup’s diskweshun, or mood

Hoomins will like the fact dat it requiews little ewectwical power, and the matewials, such as the cord, make it hard to chew it out of shape, or mar its good wooks with fang marks, ha-ha.

With an IGLOO DOG HOUSE HEATER, even our pesky Chihuahua neighbor Sparky would forget to be his obnoxious self (at least for a while)!

By Fluffy

 

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PETSAFE DELUXE UNDERGROUND FENCE FOR CATS

Yaaay…FWEE SHIPPING on da PETSAFE DELUXE UNDERGROUND FENCE FOR CATS! Its an undergwound fence (dats why sometimes it’s called ‘hidden fence’) that keeps your cat fwum wandewing off your pwoperty.

The PETSAFE DELUXE UNDERGROUND FENCE FOR CATS is a bwand new pwoduct, and what took dem so long? Wait a minute, I want to intwojekt sumthin…

Ain’t nobody tell me nuthin about how bad pet collars are, unless you have no faith in the impwoovements and mywiad instwuments advanced by technowogy. Da collar is as good as da twainer. For example, anesthesia. You must be highly skilled with perfek timing, or else. Dats why I don’t care if yur a vet who thinks they know evewything.

If my brother Lenny had the PETSAFE DELUXE UNDERGROUND FENCE FOR CATS he wudn’t have gone out and get squished by a twuck.

Anyway, PETSAFE DELUXE UNDERGROUND FENCE FOR CATS is a PetSafe® pwoduct so it betteau be safe, wight? It’s also comfortable and waterpwoof.

Good thing my hoomin wuz outta town and dint see Lenny get squished. The neighbors said he got it pwetty bad, and dey took care of da buwial. Lenny wuz like me, only nicer and sweeter, with silky ebony hair thwu and thwu.

By Vinny

My Brother LENNY

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NATURAL DOG BONES

Wuz thinkin NATURAL DOG BONES are sumwhat genewic, but heau, it’s also da name of dis pwoduct. We have NATURAL DOG BONES diskwibing dis pwoduct, but we also have “Jones Natural Rib Bone Chew Treat”, “Porky Jerky Knuckle Bones”, etc. (I’ll get Fluffy on dat one asap. She’s da epicuwian.)

Ha, ha- saw my hoomin rollin’ her eyes up left, up right, and den up left again. She was weading da part in da NATURAL DOG BONES dat sez, “Stuff them with goodies (liver treats, cheese, peanut butter) for challenging and exciting chewing or give them to your dog “as is”.

Dat weminded her of da Wheat Thins commercial. So she dwopped wat she wuz doin’ and headed swaight to da pantry to gwab some Cheez Nips.

Fwum dat I’d venteau to say dat NATURAL DOG BONES make betteau canopeas den cwackers for holding da patey de fwa gwa.

As da Fwench say, “Bone appetee”

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AMTEK SCRAMINAL

The AMTEK SCRAMINAL MOTION ACTIVATED PET TRAINER I highly weccomend. Why? Because you wanna be sure your cat is safe fwom dangewous places in your house, like the stove f’winstance. You don’t cook? So much the better. Hi! (It’s Jenny.)

There’s machinewy. For example: my hoomin gets pawanoid. When she took us in she got wid of her shwedder. She fweaked out when she heard about a cat’s tail getting caught in the shwedder. But good- the cat’s okay. What if nobody was there? The AMTEK SCRAMINAL is designed to pwotect that way.

Or- you might want paws off your stuff. We could do a real number on the dwapes!

Just pojishun it next to the plant, or wherever, and it overs a wadius of 15 paws- no, 15 feet! (Iwonic, isn’t it?) The AMTEK SCRAMINAL will go “beep-beep-beep” and dwive us away.

The AMTEK SCRAMINAL MOTION ACTIVATED PET TRAINER is automatic! You don’t have to go back evewy time to reset it!

Another important feature of gweat considewashun? The AMTEK SCRAMINAL looks good anywhere, because it’s sleek and black like me!

By Jenny

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